Tazer Training

So I'm face to face with Pain, Fear and Torment and it's an extremely hard battle to stand firm in the face of such enemies. tomorrow I am going through tazer training which will cumulate in Me and maybe two other officers getting shot and electrocuted for 5 seconds. Now some of you might say " Dude it's only 5 seconds, what are you crying about?!" I say to you (if you haven't felt the extreme pain of 55,000 volts of electricity going through your body) You simply don't understand. It's 5 seconds of eternity, and the pain is a plight of which I haven't felt before.
You see I have learned something that I had forgotten from this whole ordeal. And that is TO NEVER RUN YOUR MOUTH ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT. Since the day that we (the security department) heard that we were getting a Tazer, me and another Supervisor ran our mouths about how MANLY we were. Well it turns out that right now I feel like quite a pansy. The day that we got the training equipment for the tazer, this stupid Puerto Rican had to open is big mouth and tell the boss that he could try out the alligator clips on him ( the clips that latch on to your clothing) . Our boss didn't hesitate one second. In total 3 of us got tazed that day. Now I know what it feels like (well our boss said it will feel worse, since we are going to have two barbs sticking into us) and I have NO desire to revisit the realm of pain that it puts you in.
Call me a baby, a pansy, a punk, whatever you want. All I have to say is get tazed and then come talk to me! I 100% guarantee that your perspective on the situation will have changed.
So Pain, Fear and Torment, I will see you at 5am tomorrow, I hope you are ready for a showdown. Cuz its gonna be a long 3 hours of fighting. HOOOAAAH!!!!